Originally published on MySpace 06/27/07
Super Mutts
Current mood: 
surprised
Category: Pets and Animals
I have a problem with this idea that because you breed two pure bred dogs and make up a cutesie name for them, that they are somehow special. Wrong. Labradoodle, Golden Doodle, Cockapoo, Snickerdoodle, Jimmy Jackstraw, Lumpy Pumkinhole. Hell, I can’t keep up. I heard some people at work talking about a French Bulldog and a Boston Terrier, or something. I know people who have paid fucking $475 for one of these. WHAT??? IT IS A MUTT!
One pure bred + one pure bred = a mixed breed = a mutt.
I am not sure why this bothers me, but it does. I have paid oodles of money for purebred dogs, and I have no problem with that, but i would never in my entire life spend a fortune for a mutt.
You might have one of these new Super Mutts, and if so, I am sorry you got taken in.
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