Here are some things I will never understand. Ever.
– Why people line baseball caps up in their back window of their cars. I just don’t get it.
– Same for the line of stuffed animals
– republicans and conservatives
– algebra
– Teletubbies
– Muzak
-Joan Rivers and her plastic surgery obsession
-Monster trucks that need a ladder to get into
-Carrot Top
-why more people didn’t watch “The Wire” or “I’ll Fly Away”
-dead beat parents
– people who go on Maury to find their baby daddy and test like 5 or 12 people. Do they not care that they look like a ho?
– why people don’t take advantage of FREE birth control options
-tapioca
– how people voted for George W. Bush — twice
– word problems in math
– how people can’t like cheese
-slugs
– how we can kill off so many awesome animals, or drive them near extinction, but can’t get rid of roaches, mosquitoes or fleas.
– why people won’t evacuate when given the opportunity. sell your shit and get the fuck out. when i was told to evacuate charleston, i grabbed a change of clothes, my money and my turtle and hit the road.
Incoherent Ramblings 
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