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prison funding

Did you guys know that in most, if not all states, governments decide how much money to budget in the future for new prisons, prison renovations, enlargements, etc. based on the standardized test scores of their ELEMENTARY students, in some cases starting as early as SECOND GRADE??

Maybe it’s just me, but couldn’t some of that money be redirected to early childhood education programs, parent services and training, access to more books for children, etc.?  I know, I am just a crazy ol’ democratic teacher.  What do I know about middle school kids who didn’t get the early childhood base of education they needed? What do I know about parents who are just as intimidated about school as their kids are because more often than not, school was not a positive experience for them either? What do I know about parents who can barely read so they can’t spread the love of books and reading to their own small children?

Just something to ponder.

I have a secret delight.  I like drug stores.  I always have.  I can remember going into the Revco on Main Street where a Wachovia is now and wandering the aisles.  I can remember going to Richland Mall and loitering in the Eckerd.  Really, what isn’t to like?  The pharmacies have so much stuff in them!  I love new pharmacies too.  Kelli and I just recently hit the new Rite-Aid in Five Points (located in the former Eckerd).  We are already on a first name basis with the cashiers. They have a lot of fun stuff in this Rite-Aid.  I highly recommend it.

In college Amy Jo and I would go to a 24 hour Eckerd that was by the round Holiday Inn.  We would just wander around and buy random shit.  I still do it.  Last night, Annie and I wandered around the Walgreen’s for a while. There is always such random stuff in pharmacies.  I have bought make up, slippers, tee shirts, garden tools, hoses, seeds, cups, magazines, snacks, cameras, flip fops, hair care products, nail polish, beach chairs, coolers.  I mean the list could go on and on.

I am on a first name basis with my CVS pharmacist.  I have followed him from Five Points to Main Street to Forest Drive and now, to Assembly Street.  He is awesome.  James is better than my doctor.  He knows what pills I have taken that I thought worked well or that gave me problems.  He always tells me about knew stuff and when my pills are going generic.   He always helped me out with THE HOBB’s medications and any drug interaction problems.  I am pretty sure that if he moved to Charlotte or something, I’d follow him.  It’s awesome to have  a regular pharmicist.  When I have run out of refills, he’ll spot me a couple of pills to get me over until the doc calls it in.

One good thing about CVS is that they always put a lot of stuff on serious mark downs.  They always have good mark downs after holidays pass.  Once, Gramma and I bought a shit load of Christmas stuff because we just happened to show up as they were marking things down to 90% off.  She racked up.  I think I still have some wrapping paper she bought then.

Lately, all of these pharmacies have the AS SEEN ON TV aisle.  I LOVE THIS. This past Friday, I actually got to handle a Shake Weight a.k.a. The Hand Job Trainer.

Anyway, just one more dirty secret I have shackled in my closet.

Folsom Prison Blues

Okay, I am a big fan of the documentary.  I watch prison documentaries frequently.  These big ass gangbangers and murders all bitching about rough toilet paper and no cable.  WAH FUCKING WAH.  Now, I don’t mean they should be tortured, or mistreated intentionally.  Well not all of them, certain groups, I’m all for it.

I think that some of the people in prison would be better served by serious counseling efforts and drug and alcohol rehab. For the most part we just stick people in the prisons, and they get worse.  (Have I written this blog before? It sounds familiar.  Maybe because I say it to myself all the time.)  Recently, a man was released from prison because he was TOO FAT!  It wasn’t comfortable for him.  WHAT????  Insane.  There was also a guy who got out because he was too small to defend himself.  Then of course, the pedophile school teacher who got out because she was “too pretty” for prison.

Watching the various documentaries, I know that you don’t want to go to prison in California or Lousiana.  A few of them have excellent counseling, educational, and drug/alcohol rehab programs, and those are far more successfull and have lower recidivism rates.  Pelican Bay, San Quentin, Angola, they’re just rough. Even in those hellhole prisons, hardass convicts who have killed unknown numbers of people whine and complain.

This is all just a fucking crock.  These people on the prison shows complain about the crappy food, no hot water to make coffee, having roommates, bugs, just random pussy-ass complaining.  You can rape, murder, pillage, rob, burgle, beat and shot at each other, but you can’t use rough, cheap toilet paper?  You can’t make enough money to buy the expensive shit in the canteen?    Frankly, who fucking cares?  Yes, I know there are innocent people in jail. Yes, I agree some of the people shouldn’t be there, but they are.

GET A REAL JOB AND DON’T GO TO PRISON!  THEN YOU CAN BUY WHATEVERTHEFUCKYOUWANTWHENEVERTHEFUCKYOUWANTIT.

All this bitching, and yet tomorrow, I will tune in to the next available episode of any prison documentary, even if I’ve seen it.

Wooden Spoons

When  I was a small girl, Gramma worked at Richland Memorial Hospital, in the canteen.  She was the manager.  Everyday after school, I would be dropped off  at the hospital by my ride.  I would meet Gramma there, and wait until her shift was over.  The canteen was only open until about 4.  After I finished my snack and whatever homework I had, which was usually none, I became bored and started asking my Gramma for something to do.  She would usually come up with some little chore for me to do and then give me some little bit of money to do it.  I did everything from pull the dead, wilted leaves off of heads of lettuce to restock the chocolate and strawberry shortcake parfaits in the mounted, back-lit refrigerated unit.

After I got my money, I would go next door to the gift shop.  I never could hold on to my money.   Ms. “Mac” ran the gift shop.  Actually, The Pink Ladies ran the gift shop.  They were the hospital volunteer ladies.  They still wear pink smocks. To me, however, it was Ms. Mac’s shop.  She would greet me, happy to see me.  “Hey Kimmy! What are we buying today?” she would ask.

I would smile and reply, “Hi, Ms. Mac!  I am going to get some candy and maybe somethinng for Grammer.”  I would walk over and collect my grape flavored Pop Rocks and a Sugar Daddy.  Then I would meticulously look at everything on every shelf. There were never any really big crowds in the small store that sold the basic hospital gift shop items: flowers, magazines, baby items, books, so Ms. Mac usually walked around with me, asking about school, my day, etc.  I was always spending my “hard-earned” money in there on something for Gramma, but it had to be just the right thing.  Nothing ordinary would do for MY gramma.

On one particular day, after several minutes of scouring the shelves, seeing things I had seen a million other times, my eyes spotted something new: wooden spoons.  Finding these, to six year old me, was like hitting the proverbial jackpot!  MY gramma always used wooden spoons with which to cook.  They were a quarter each! I carefully chose the four I wanted to get for her. I took my items up to the register.  Ms. Mac said, “So, have you found what you were looking for?”

“Yes, ma’am! Grammer likes to cook, so she’ll love these!”  It never occurred to me to wonder why a hospital gift shop was selling wooden spoons.  Now, in hindsight, I would say it was devine intervention.  Ms. Mac carefully placed my valuable items in a plain, pink paper bag.  I marched triumphantly back to the canteen, ready to eat my Pop Rocks and hand over the spoons to my gramma.

“I see you got some of those God-awful Pop Rocks. Well, you know you can’t have any Coke with those,” she said in her matter-of-fact-I-mean-business-gramma voice.

“Yes, ma’am.  I know.  I got you something!” I exclaimed.

“Oh good!  Do I get it now, or do I have to wait until we get home?” she asked.

I said, “I guess you can have it now.”  I opened the bag,  took my Sugar Daddy out for later and handed the now-rumpled pink paper bag over.  She opened it and slid out the slick, clean wooden spoons.

“They are just the kind I like, Kimmy!  Perfect,” she proclaimed.

At the end of her shift, we gathered up all of our stuff and started the walk home.  We only lived two blocks from the hospital, and this was always a favorite part of my day.  When we got home she said, “Let’s wash these up and then I can make us some pancakes for dinner!  If you’re not too full of Pop Rocks,” she smiled knowingly.  She knew that Breakfast for Dinner was one of my favorite things.  She made the pancakes for us and declared that they tasted better having been made with the new spoons.   I just sat there grinning, sticky with Ms. Butterworth’s.

Over the years, Gramma used those spoons all the time, making one love-filled meal after the next for the people most important to her, her family.  She provided us with pancakes, cakes, biscuits, stews, soups, Kool-Aid. Even now, 32 years later, we still have a couple of those spoons left.  She always cooked with those spoons, and whenever I see them, the evoke memories of my gramma cooking for us. Now it’s my turn to cook meals full of love for the people I care most about, and I’ll use those spoons to do it.

Maybe it’s because I was born and raised in The South.  Maybe it’s because I was raised by my gramma. I don’t know the catalyst, but I appreciate people who use “good” manners.   I don’t mean proper etiquette, although, I do raise an eyebrow if someone knows what to do with their napkin when they go to the dining table in the midst of a meal or don’t have to ask which fork to use for which course.  I love it when people say “Thank you” and “You’re welcome”.  It is VERY sexy when men are chivalrous. I was watching “Casino Royale” a few nights ago, and when James Bond rises from his seat when a lady enters the room or sits at the dining table, it is HOT!  If I was a guy, I’d get a boner every time. Well, if I was a gay guy, which IF I was a guy, I’d most certainly be gay.  I am a huge admirer of the male anatomy.  I digress.  I love having doors held open and chairs pulled out.  I think it is a huge turn on because it places me in a position of control.  I think some women feel a loss of independence, etc., but what power to make a room full of men stand up just by simply walking in.  Hell, that’s like being a judge or royalty or something!  I don’t expect it all the time, but it is a lovely surprise when it occurs.

Recently, I there was a big discussion about this topic on a local morning radio show.  I was pretty shocked at the numbers of people who didn’t appreciate the lost art of manners.  I require my nieces to say “ma’am” and “sir” to their elders.  I require “please” and “thank you”.  I don’t just require these for my nieces, I require them for myself.  I still speak to my elders that way.  It may be because I am from The South and conformed at a young age to the societal norms of decency found down here.  It may be due to the fact that my gramma raised me and obviously came from a different era.  It was ingrained at a young age to use those words.  It was also ingrained to assist elderly and infirm by opening doors, assisting in grocery stores, taking their trash out, being kind, etc.

Whatever the impetus, I am pleased that I possess these talents, charms, wiles, or whatever you wish to call them.  All parents love me immediately.  I am not Eddie Haskell, but I am polite and appropriate when meeting peoples’ parents.  More than one male friend’s mom has wanted me to marry her son.  Many parents have trusted their daughters because they were going to be hanging out with me.

Don’t be mislead. I can be a royal bitch.  I am only nice as long as you are.

One thing I do hate is being called “Miss Kim”.  I know it’s huge in The South, but I hate it.  Call me Kim or Miss Finney, but not Miss Kim.

Thanks for reading!

Vote for me!!

I am pretty sure I should be the new president of the United States.  Here is my campaign platform:

Stupid People Will Be Abolished:  Frankly, the cause of most of my frustrations is stupid people and the things they do.  They can’t drive.  They don’t parent their children properly, allowing them to run amok in restaurants, malls, okay, ALL public places.  Stupid People allow their children to talk back and hit and be bratty as small children because it’s funny or cute.  Then they grow up to be in middle school and need to have their little attitudes SEVERELY adjusted.  They allow OTHER Stupid People to make major decisions affecting our country (i.e. 700 billion dollar mortgage bail out, wars, unemployment, educational policies).  More importantly, Stupid People breed with OTHER Stupid People to have Even MORE Stupid children.  It’s a vicious cycle.

Student Loan Repayment: College graduates who work in any public service type jobs will have their loans repaid at a certain percentage each year. I don’t mean that it will take decades either. This will cover occupations such as: TEACHING (OBviously), firefighters, law enforcement officers, nurses, social services.

National Beverage Enacted:  Unsweetened Iced Tea would become the National Beverage.  I would require it to be served in all restaurants in all states.  NOT that damned instant shit either. REAL BREWED iced tea. YEAAAAA BOYYY

Baby License:  Everyone will be required to take parenting classes as soon as they are pregnant (preferrably before). You must PASS the class to get to keep the baby, or be charged for a live-in nanny.

The Death Plane:  I would enact legislation to legalize The Death Plane.  I have had the imaginary Death Plane for years. The passengers  change periodically.  They are all people who are in the media/entertainment industries and annoy the fuck out of me.  Some current people on The Death Plane Manifest:  George W. Bush, (duh), Paris Hilton, OJ Simpson, Brangelina, Kenley (from Project Runway), Sarah Palin, Warren Jeffs (Mormon Extremist)

THIS IS JUST THE START OF MY PLATFORM.  I WILL BE UPDATING THIS AS WARRANTED.

no shame in my game

Shit I have never been embarrassed about:

*my family – even the rednecky, loser ones.

*liking the following bands or artists: styx, journey, matchbox 20, nickleback (just like jesse), justin timberlake, tim mcgraw,  a lot of Top 40

*big hair in the 80s

*wearing black Reeboks in the 80s

*not getting my driver’s license until i was 21 – almost 22

*growing up a ‘hood rat

*painting my toenails

*having 5 cats and 2 dogs

*being a picky eater

*watching a LOT of television

*reading

*cross-stitching.  yes, i cross-stitch. so??

*believing in God, but not caring what people think, and more importantly, not caring or judging those who don’t

*never having been married

*being a liberal

*my friends

*not being a homeowner

*cussing. i cuss a lot.  a lot.

*talking to my animals and answering for them

*Duke’s mayo

“gym”iny cricket

I am going to start working out tomorrow. I have new running shoes and a new iPod shuffle.  I am tired of being unfit. I am just going to do the walking for a couple of months, then join a gym.  updates to come.

romance refresher

I may have written about this before, so if you’ve read this before please feel free to stop at any time.  However, I am sure it will be even more brilliant and eloquent the second time around. (and if you’re a man, you probably need a refresher)

Yes, it IS a year later, and yes, I AM still single.   I want to be wooed.  Is that bad or anti-feminist of me?  I want sweet cards and flowers.  I like having doors held for me.  It is a big turn on to be wanted and desired, right?  I mean, who wouldn’t want that??  Have a I been single too long?  Do these things now happen in real life these days?  Is what I would like only a Hollywood-induced fantasy of how romance is?  I mean, I don’t need to be swept off to Paris on someone’s private jet.  I am not unrealistic.  A sweet email, a text, a card, flowers.

Take note men:  Women still like (and want) romance.  We’re suckers for it!  The old adage “You get more flies with honey, than with vinegar” stands the test of time!    It doesn’t have to be extravagant, just thoughtful.  Find out what they like and indulge them!    This goes for you married men as much (or more) as it does for single men.

I am sure you all do thoughtful things.  Thoughtful and romantic are not synonymous.  Thoughtful will get you a hug or kiss; romantic will get you, well, you know.   PLAN a date, don’t leave it up to us.   Be original.  Hold our hand in public sometimes.   If you try, I promise, we’ll appreciate it, and we’ll love that you tried, even if you do something corny and silly, we’ll be happy.

Maybe I am wrong.  Maybe it is just me.

WOW! It’s been a year!

I can’t believe I haven’t posted a blog in nearly a year!  I have plenty to say, as usual.  The past 8 months have been busy busy.  There are no real highlights, so I won’t bore you.

I have decided not to move to another country to teach.  Right now anyway.  I want to get my National Board certification.  I also want to get my Social Studies certification and work on a PhD.  I can’t get enough of the school.  ha!  I promise to be better about posting blogs.

Come back and see me!