Okay, I am a big fan of the documentary. I watch prison documentaries frequently. These big ass gangbangers and murders all bitching about rough toilet paper and no cable. WAH FUCKING WAH. Now, I don’t mean they should be tortured, or mistreated intentionally. Well not all of them, certain groups, I’m all for it.
I think that some of the people in prison would be better served by serious counseling efforts and drug and alcohol rehab. For the most part we just stick people in the prisons, and they get worse. (Have I written this blog before? It sounds familiar. Maybe because I say it to myself all the time.) Recently, a man was released from prison because he was TOO FAT! It wasn’t comfortable for him. WHAT???? Insane. There was also a guy who got out because he was too small to defend himself. Then of course, the pedophile school teacher who got out because she was “too pretty” for prison.
Watching the various documentaries, I know that you don’t want to go to prison in California or Lousiana. A few of them have excellent counseling, educational, and drug/alcohol rehab programs, and those are far more successfull and have lower recidivism rates. Pelican Bay, San Quentin, Angola, they’re just rough. Even in those hellhole prisons, hardass convicts who have killed unknown numbers of people whine and complain.
This is all just a fucking crock. These people on the prison shows complain about the crappy food, no hot water to make coffee, having roommates, bugs, just random pussy-ass complaining. You can rape, murder, pillage, rob, burgle, beat and shot at each other, but you can’t use rough, cheap toilet paper? You can’t make enough money to buy the expensive shit in the canteen? Frankly, who fucking cares? Yes, I know there are innocent people in jail. Yes, I agree some of the people shouldn’t be there, but they are.
GET A REAL JOB AND DON’T GO TO PRISON! THEN YOU CAN BUY WHATEVERTHEFUCKYOUWANTWHENEVERTHEFUCKYOUWANTIT.
All this bitching, and yet tomorrow, I will tune in to the next available episode of any prison documentary, even if I’ve seen it.
Incoherent Ramblings 
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