This was partially posted on August 4, 2007.
Some weird, random facts about Kim:
*I don’t like food that is particly- like oatmeal, coconut and grits
*I don’t brush my hair every day
*I found out there was no Santa when I was 5, but knew I better go along so I could get presents
*I have only been in love once
*I don’t like ice cream
*The album Zooropa, by U2, makes me horny
*I didn’t learn to drive until I was 21
*I am expert manipulator
*In high school, I didn’t want to be in Honors classes anymore so I failed English. THE HOBB was not amused. I went back to A’s the next nine weeks, and had to stay in Honors
*My mother was an alcoholic and drug addict which is why THE HOBB raised me
*I hate having my picture taken, but I love taking other people’s picture
*I have a deep dark secret that only Amy Jo knows
*I was the only person at Hand Middle School to read LITTLE WOMEN(while I was there). I read it 5 times while I was there
*I used to be an actress but got out of in when I was a teen
*I hate my nose
*We were poor when I was growing up. At one point we didn’t even have a refrigerator.
*I used to pay to see one movie, then sneak into all the others at Richland Mall when I was in middle school and high school, and recently this past Thanksgiving (just for old-times’ sake)
*I loved high school
*I had a crush on the same boy for four years in high school
*I am allergic to 51 different things, none of them food
*Amputees sorta freak me out
*I have a bizarre tie to Florence SC. I lost my virginity to a boy from Flo-town, my college love was from Flo-town. A LOT of my friends, most of whom I met in college are from Florence. My best bud, Mettler is from Florence.
*When I was 8 I was obsessed with learning all the presidents in order of their years in office.
*I was an excellent hoola hooper
*I won a belching contest
*I am the only person in my immediate family who went to college
*I used to pick at the corners of my eyes until they bled
*Now I scratch my head until it bleeds.
*I think about sex several times a day
*Certain pain medications make me want to have sex
*I like all vegetables except okra, greens (except spinach) and lima beans.
*I think Tom Brokaw is sexy
*I won’t eat at Burger King, no matter how hungry I am, and haven’t since 1987
*I think I should have been born during a different era. maybe the jazz age.
*I am often disappointed in people because I set my expectations far too high
*I don’t like marshmellows but I like Rice Krispie Treats and those chocolate covered marshmellow treats that come out every holiday, like the marshmellow santa
*At one time in my apartment in college I had two rats, a bird, a dog, a cat, a turtle and a 2 fish tanks (one was 6 feet tall)
*I would do anything for my friends
*I am a bully
*I fall for guys who don’t fall back
*I started wearing glasses my junior year in high school, and only to read.
*I hate to say no
*I am judgmental
*I used to go to church 3-4 days a week when I was in high school and no one made me.
*I believe in God
*I have a horrible credit score ( so don’t steal my identity unless you wanna help me fix it) and that is my ONLY regret in life
*I think I should live in a different country
*I like cake with no frosting
*I like camping
*I have a jealous nature
*I dated a guy with a foot fetish
*I hate being out of control, which is one reason I curtail my drinking. I make dumb decisions.
*I sleep in my glasses, sometimes all night
*I love Kool-Aid
*I think that one day, I will be famous for something
*I read the last 4 Harry Potter books in 2 days each
*I pray
*I love jelly bellies
*I cross-stitch
*I think Julia Roberts looks like a horse, a pretty horse, but a horse none-the-less
*I think Dane Cook is over-rated
*I would like to own my school
*I want to adopt black boys because that is the area of our society in America that is being left behind. I want to raise them to be amazing black men
* I cry every single time I watch “It’s a Wonderful Life”, even if I just come in at the end
*I always wanted a convertible
*I recycle
*I love to take hot baths
*I eat the candy in the Brach’s displays at grocery stores. Like they are just samples. One time at Publix, I tried to “do the right thing” and pay for the chocolate-covered peanuts, and the cashier didn’t charge me! That’s all the proof I need
*I have broken my nose 3 times (yes, I am clumsy)
*I like the way Zippo lighters smell
Incoherent Ramblings 
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