Incoherent Ramblings

Today, I was watching the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.  I decided that if I were going to be a mythical being, it would be a centaur. I used to think I wanted to be a mermaid or a phoenix.  I mean, mermaids are sexy, sort of.  A phoenix can resurrect itself, and it’s tears have healing powers.  However, I really think a centaur is the best. It can kick ass!  I can have four feet and run fast, while I shoot people with my bow and arrow.  All sex would be doggie style.  All the male centaurs I have seen have been pretty hot.  So, it is decided. I will be a centaur in my next mythical life.